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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Bachelors - be careful..!

This dialogue sequence is real one and observed in the canteen at dinner time

A boy and a girl (by guess, young married couple) were sitting next to my table in the canteen..
They had brought their own food in their carry-boxes.. they were opening the boxes and started their conversation:

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Girl: En phone pannave illa?
Boy: (no answer.. busy in opening the box)
Girl: Kekarenla.. en phone pannave illa?
Boy: (
no answer.. busy in opening the box)
Girl: unkita-dhaan pesitiruken.. phone en panala?
Boy: naan ena sonaalum nee sonadhudhaan correct-nu solla pora
Girl: haan.. naan solradhu correct-dhaan..
(silent both the sides)
Girl: naandhaan padichu padichu afternoon solirundhenla.. apram en phone panala?
Boy: (no answer - eating)
Girl: rest room vandha vudane phone-a eduthu paathiruppalla.. thirumba panradhukenna?
Boy:
(no answer - eating)
Girl: naan call pannunaadhaan nee call pannuviyaa? neeya oru dhadava kooda call pana maatta?
Boy:
(no answer - eating)
Girl: ketutu irukenla? sollu.. en call panala?
Boy:
(no answer - eating)
Girl: unkita dhaan pesitiruken..
Boy: (murmuring something)
Girl: appo naan enna loosaa?
(silent - tears!!)


Girl: enna pannittu irundha?
Boy:
(said something in low tone)
Girl: Ohh... naan call pannuven-nu mobile-a paatthute ukkaandhirundhiyaa?
Boy:
(no answer - eating)
Girl: idhu unakke konjam over-aa therla? nee phone panniruka vendiyadhudhaane naan panalainaa?
Boy:
(said something in low tone)
Girl: haan.. adhelaam solaadhaa.. adhu elorumdhaan panuvaanga.. ippo ennanu sollu
Boy: (no answer - eating)
Girl: modhalla call pannunaa thirumba panna maattiyaa?
Boy: (no answer - eating)
Girl: yeii.. kekudhaa naan solradhu?
Boy: (said something in low tone)
Girl: ennadhu? apdidhaan pesuven.. nee kettudhaan aaganum.. 
Boy:  (stopped eating - staring at somewhere)
Girl: anga enna paarvai unakku ippo? kekaradhuku bathil solu first
Boy: (no answer - eating)
Girl: oru thadavai call pannirukalaamla?

Me: adadaaa.. marupadiyum modhalla irundhu start panraangadaaa... aala vudunga saami..
(by this time, ennoda dinner plate gaali aagiduchi.. adhoda evloo neramdhaan tamil theriyaadha maadhiriye nadikaradhu..!? :) )


So guys, BE CAREFUL..! but still nobody can save us.. so BE READY!

Enjoy the "bachelor" life,
Nimal

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